32chainz:

my mum just shouted “yolo!!” from the kitchen and i heard plates smash

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psyducked:

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me 

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

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poesdaughter:

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

I don’t even think girls would want boyfriends if dragons existed, so if the government wants less teen pregnancies they know what they got to do

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reattachment:

If you want to hang out tell me like a week beforehand so I can plan out the reasons why I won’t be able to go

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